tourism ( @ )

















The internet does not support the transmission of smells.  We apologise for this loss of connectivity.  Maybe you could visit your nearest rendering plant to see what it smells like.  More likely you will click here to support Environmental Non-Tourism and Environmental Non-Investment. Choose any Slovenian business expert.  Explain that you don't want to go to Ptuj if it smells of chewed-up chicken shit, boiled bones, ground gizzards, broken beaks, fetid feet and lingering litter. Which it does. Click here now to self-select one email address at random and write a brief note explaining that you won't be coming. Everyone in Slovenia will hear about your message within a week.